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REALLY LOUD SHOES
Did
you ever notice how lots and lots of women
wear really really really loud shoes
Puts my brain in pain, gives my ears the blues
and I wonder why in these modern times
so many women still choose
to wear really loud shoes
Did you
ever notice how lots of old men
got hair growing out of their ears
It's a sight that used to terrify me in my younger years
I always assumed they were vampires
and afraid to take a look in the mirror
otherwise why would you have hair growing out of your ears
Some
things don't make sense
like taking a leak on an electric fence
or having hair growing out of your ears
I'm sure
you've all noticed some of those people
that look just like their pets
I always wondered if they got the flu
which one would see the vet
And I'd hate to meet someone on the street
who had a vulture living at home
probably a lawyer, just leave them alone
Some
things don't make sense
like taking a leak on an electric fence
or wearing really loud shoes
Written
by Michael Frazier © October 4, 2004
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